I’ve recently been doing Hello World programs while doing training for iOS, Unity, C#, etc. So the default title seemed apropos.

Hello world! This is my first WordPress. I also recently purchased a hi-speed state-of-the-art dot-matrix printer, a pager, and a plethora of hyphens for the aforementioned printer. The pager is super cool; I can send secret messages in the form of upside down numbers. Pagers are the future, just you wait. I imagine people everywhere with pagers, wearing multiple of them in a bandolier, fashion statement, the new frontier.

In other news, my toddler keeps adding the word “today” to every sentence. “That’s my bowl today.” “Let’s go beach today.” “I love you today.” This makes me worry about tomorrow.

Ok, that’s enough WordPress for today.